Kung Fu Jesus

A psychedelic story-driven RPG beat ’em up


Celestial Gold Studios


Upcoming Psychedelic Brawler KUNG FU JESUS Debuts Trailer/Music Video “No You No Us” [Steam/PS4/Xbox One]


On track for release later this year, surreal fighting game Kung Fu Jesus today debuted a brand-new trailer/music video produced by Celestial Gold Studios’ Craig Snape – who’s also a career musician.

“No You No Us” (from the Kung Fu Jesus soundtrack)


Open Your Eyes
A story-driven RPG beat ’em up with unlockable combos, special abilities, and three interlocking story paths – described by Rock, Paper, Shotgun as “Streets of Rage on mescaline” – Kung Fu Jesus invites players to tag along as a madman deals with his deteriorating mental state the best way he can.

Enter the mind of a schizophrenic who soon finds that his reality is everything he has imagined and more – from David Icke, the Bible and Carlos Castaneda to John Carpenter’s They Live. In Kung Fu Jesus, what we once thought was conspiracy, myth, and legend has been made real by our deepest fears.


Key Features

  • Experience reality from Kung Fu Jesus’ point-of view through a story-driven campaign.
  • Fight your way to the truth beat ‘em up-style.
  • Try your hand at several mini-games.
  • Unlock powerful combos and special attacks.
  • Uncover 3 different endings!
  • Locate a secret map with directions to a treasure somewhere in the real world.


“No You No Us” (Lyrics by Craig Snape)
Pick up the phone
it’s no one, no one I know
You keep saying we’re just shadows
Of the people we used to be
I’m your brother so listen to me

There’s no you no us no perfect circle
There’s no you no us no perfect circle

I’m so lonely living this way
Got no meaning, life’s pissing away
I keep breathing but there’s no sign of me
Where’s the future?
Where will it be?

When there’s no you no us no perfect circle
No you no us no perfect circle
No you no us no perfect circle
No you no us no perfect circle


Pricing & Availability
Kung Fu Jesus will be available on Steam, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One later this year.



Music Video/Trailer



Gameplay Trailer



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About the Developer
Based in Scotland and founded in 2016 by lead developer Craig Snape and musical director Phil O’Shea, Celestial Gold Studios’ many years of musical releases and app design have prepared it to deliver games that tell the weird and wonderful stories of the universe. Joining the dynamic duo are Tony Li (Crossing Souls, Jenny LeClue, Disco Elysium) and founder of software developer Pixel Crushers – as well as Mikel Osarion of Osarion Games and Thorben Hegemen of Codeer Studios. To learn more about Kung Fu Jesus and Celestial Gold Studios, please visit https://kungfujesusgame.com.

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